superbowl highlights

You're going to lose a superbowl when:
- your team is covered in the color Teal, or something that used to resemble teal.
- your mascot is a made up animal that's not a liger or a griffin.
- you run into the song 'bittersweet' symphony' by the verve (now don't get me wrong, i love the song, but it has the word 'bittersweet' in it. it's also a rolling stones cover WHO ARE PLAYING at half-time. makes no sense)
- your quarterback is young AND BALDING.